Think of the Children

Parenting Has Never Been This Chaotic: Think of the Children

In Think of the Children, the parenting simulator on PC, hilariously chaotic scenarios unfold as players manage their children’s well-being through ludicrous situations. With up to four players, you'll juggle BBQs, birthday cakes, and a barrage of unpredictable disasters. Your parenting skills, and your freedom, are put on trial, as you'll have to navigate a litany of parenting fails while evading the long arm of the law.

Hazardous Adventures Await in Every Location

Every trip becomes a frantic race against time. Whether you’re at the local park or taking a stroll through the zoo, seemingly benign environments hide perilous surprises. Forget about lazy afternoons; kids will wander into electrified pens, encounter rabid dogs, and munch on poisonous berries, all while your BBQ flames dangerously high. Each setting is designed to keep your adrenaline pumping as you aim for a good parenting grade.