The Onion Voting Simulator 3D

Election Day simulator

The Onion Voting Simulator 3D is a satirical election simulator for PC. You play as an average American voter on Election Day, deciding whether to go vote or stay home and make an excuse. At the polling place, you search for identification and try to prove to angry pollworkers that you’re allowed to vote.

The polling line

At a middle-school gymnasium, you wait in line, check your phone, and look around for power-ups. Secrets offer keys to “pretending” you have an impact on the country’s future, while power-ups grant abilities beyond those of an average voter. The game also includes distractions described as brief comforts, and warns you to avoid falling into Hell, where beings don’t know the difference between pleasure and pain. The polling place comes with real eagle sounds.