The Holy Gosh Darn

Stop the Destruction of Heaven Now

In The Holy Gosh Darn, you play as the angel Cassiel, racing against time to save Heaven from impending doom. With just six hours before its obliteration, you'll wield a magical clock given by Death to manipulate time across various realms. This narrative adventure combines clever time travel mechanics and humor, where each tick of the clock counts. Can you unravel the secrets that could save the afterlife?

Timeless Gameplay Mechanics

Jumping between past and present forms the core of this game, allowing players to uncover critical secrets in real-time. As you explore Heaven, Hell, Earth, and Helheim, your decisions ripple through time. You'll meet eccentric characters who add to the game's comedic flair. Discovering a mysterious artifact created by God himself is just one of the many puzzles you'll encounter on your quest.