Standard Human Pizza

Welcome to Standard Human Pizza

In Standard Human Pizza, players will find themselves in the quirky role of a pizzeria manager in an isolated village. Your customers are not your average pizza lovers; they’re a mixture of friendly and peculiar non-human creatures. As you navigate the whimsical yet perilous world of peculiar orders, expect the unexpected and prepare to serve dishes to customers whose demands sometimes leave you scratching your head.

Crafting Culinary Wonders for Unusual Customers

Taking on the role of a pizzeria manager means mastering the art of pizza-making, but with a twist. Your non-human clientele has eccentric tastes, and getting their orders wrong isn’t just a culinary mishap. It could lead to bizarre consequences. Each successful order offers a chance to learn more about your customers’ habits and preferences. The stakes are high; there's more at risk than just your reputation when it comes to pizza.