I AM COFFEEE!

A Day in the Life of a Coffee Machine

I AM COFFEEE! places players in the shoes (well, more accurately, the spout) of a sentient coffee machine navigating the absurdities of office life. Set against the backdrop of a chaotic workplace, you’re tasked with satisfying an endless stream of unpredictable employee demands. As you interact with your coworkers, every choice you make has a tangible impact, leading you deeper into the labyrinth of corporate madness.

Juggling Employee Expectations in an Unstable Office

In this dark comedy office simulation, you must manage employee requests while dealing with personalities that range from demanding to downright erratic. The pressure mounts as the office dynamics shift; some employees crave quick coffee fixes, while others seek emotional support in their caffeine. Balancing these needs while maintaining productivity is crucial if you want to prevent the office from spiraling into chaos.