Don’t Hit Anyone

Taxi driving on a bad day

Don’t Hit Anyone is a single-player comedy driving game for PC about working taxi shifts in a low-poly city with an unreliable car. You pick up passengers, follow their routes and try to finish each 30-minute shift with money left over, while avoiding traffic, pedestrians, fines and collision bills.

Choosing fares

Dispatch offers three jobs at a time. Before accepting one, compare its pickup distance, route, deadline, fare and passenger’s wishes. Jobs include express rides, carrying fragile items, keeping a VIP comfortable, taking a photo stop on a tour or stopping at a shop for an errand. Better pay can come with a harder ride.