Behold the Kickmen

Welcome to the World of Behold the Kickmen

In Behold the Kickmen, a football simulation that began as a humorous Twitter joke, players navigate through a whimsically absurd vision of the sport. Designed for the PC, this game offers an experience filled with kicking, passing, and even squad management, all from the perspective of someone who might not entirely grasp the intricacies of football's many rules. Starting from the lowest tier of British football, players work tirelessly to ascend through its ranks.

A Journey Through British Football's Absurdity

The gameplay doesn’t take itself too seriously, emphasizing fun over realism. Each match poses a series of comical challenges that lead you deeper into the strange world of Kickmen. Progress through the "Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet" system, where every match plays out as a grueling test of ability, akin to a tireless treadmill of competition. Your goal? Claim the title of the best player the football world has ever seen and hoist the coveted World Cup trophy.