Shitford Cop Simulator

Welcome to Shitford Cop Simulator

In Shitford Cop Simulator on PC, you take on the outlandish role of the only police officer in a small rural town. Every day presents a new challenge, from chasing down traffic violators who treat stop signs like suggestions to investigating strange occurrences like the mysterious brown substance on Mrs. Cranberry’s lawn. With a quirky cast and a chaotic environment, each shift promises absurdity wrapped in comedy.

Embrace Small-Town Chaos

Patrol the unpredictable streets of Shitford, where bizarre incidents unfold at every corner. Your tasks can range from handling parking disputes to managing eccentric townsfolk who might just believe that public nudity is a personal choice. The light-hearted atmosphere encourages a combination of seriousness and humor as you navigate through the challenges of law enforcement that feel more like skits than reality.