Porch Pirate Defender

Porch parcel traps

Porch Pirate Defender is a first-person PC game about stopping people from stealing your doorstep deliveries. At a workbench, you pack a box with glitter, paint powder, triggers and nozzles, then leave it on the porch as bait. You watch from a window beside the front door and see what happens when someone lifts it.

Packing the box

The parcel is built block by block in a grid. Different combinations of ingredients produce different outcomes, with over 10,000 possible variations. Each round awards up to three stars for style; you can trade stars for more box space, stronger air pumps and fancier glitter. Earning stars also unlocks more ingredients.