If You Build It, Everyone Dies!

The Dark Comedy of If You Build It, Everyone Dies!

If You Build It, Everyone Dies! places players in the role of the "Techno King" running a Silicon Valley startup. This active incremental game mixes dark satire with retro-futurism, challenging players to engage in the absurdities of corporate life. From fixing printers to debugging ancient spreadsheets, the humor lies in the mundane tasks that echo the bizarre realities of modern business. Expect to navigate a landscape filled with quirky contracts while exploring a world built on technology and chaos.

Contracts and Quirky Tasks Drive Progression

The core gameplay revolves around fulfilling an array of contracts, ranging from the trivial to the complex. You might start with simple tasks like "Fix Karen's Printer" but soon find yourself debugging a master spreadsheet that's been left in disarray for years. Each completed contract not only makes you money but also unlocks new domains, expanding your business empire. The blend of humor and incremental mechanics ensures a satisfying rhythm as players advance through increasingly absurd scenarios.