How to Please Your Pussy

Desktop idle game

How to Please Your Pussy is a PC incremental idle game about petting a grumpy cat that sits on your desktop. While you work, play or chat, your keystrokes and mouse clicks count as petting attempts. Successful attempts earn Purrs, which you spend on upgrades.

Petting and progress

Upgrades can increase your earnings, make more petting attempts succeed and raise your critical chance. Every interaction also builds Affinity, including attempts that don't earn Purrs. As Affinity grows, you gain bonuses and unlock beds, toys and other features.