Butchers Don't Surf!

Launch into Chaos with Butchers Don't Surf!

"Butchers Don't Surf!" is a vibrant, quirky PC game that tosses all conventional gameplay aside. Set in an increasingly chaotic world where animals and vehicles go rogue due to a mysterious celestial object, players are thrust into an outrageous adventure. Utilize a cannon to launch characters across electrifying rounds, aiming to cover impressive distances and unlock everything from gear to whimsical characters.

Navigate a Whimsical World of Mayhem

The game begins with a straightforward mission: launch your character from a cannon while dodging aerial obstructions. Players will advance through rounds, initially targeting the 500-meter mark. As scores improve, new equipment becomes available, including trampolines and fans to aid travel. The chaotic setting becomes part of the gameplay challenges; you'll need keen reflexes to navigate the madness while aiming for ever-greater distances.